She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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