Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
How's work?
Spinning.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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