im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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