I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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