for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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