just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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