I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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