some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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