as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My penis needs a shock collar
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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