Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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