so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
