Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
