I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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