On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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