No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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