Nicole vs. Life
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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