there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Dick very happy bro
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