Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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