This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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