I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
