just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
As shirtless as possible
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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