i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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