ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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