isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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