that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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