She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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