so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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