ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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