What a fucking waste of an outfit
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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