I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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