i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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