So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Randomize