I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
pop tarts are not kleenex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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