Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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