This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my poor anus
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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