with your own penis?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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