That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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