I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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