so that wasnt chicken after all
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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