I CAN MOONWALK!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
A+ Viking dick
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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