how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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