This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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