Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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