And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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