I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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