It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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