This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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