By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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