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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  How'd your date go last night?

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  Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?

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