toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we have officially lost it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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