Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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