we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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